Sermon by SCOTT McCLANAHAN
Responsive reading by MELISSA BRODER
Special music by MIKE YOUNG
… and the evil deeds of Boston’s own THE GREAT BURIERS
PLUS more hijinks like: SARAH JEAN ALEXANDER’s live booze art, MARK CUGINI bets his Twitter password on Cee-lo, and all your hunting and fishing questions answered by JEFF SNOWBARGER.
What if you wanted your fingernails painted? KENDRA GRANT MALONE will probably do that for you.
Injured? See CASSANDRA TROYAN for medical attention and slow sipping.