11.08.01 - Three days after the split I revert to a diet of cake & meat.
2.08.02 - Next to condom dispenser is written: This is the worst gum ever.
7.17.03 - My binoculars scan the coastal mountains then WHOA! A GIANT EAR!
3.09.04 - It's a long swim to Cambodia from Hudson River Spalding Gray.
4.18.05 - Children remain the best witnesses unless someone else steps forward.
6.10.06 - He sends me a picture of him in drag, I say Don't quit your day gender.
